Monstermatt’s BAD MONSTER JOKES Vol. 1 will be resurrected soon

I heard many complaints from friends and family about this past Halloween when dealing with kids coming to the door and not having any jokes to tell.  I don’t know about you, but I always had to have a couple of jokes on hand when I went out to get candy.  We couldn’t just ring a doorbell and say “Trick or Treat” and elevate our open bag/pillowcase and expect candy.  I had to work at it.  Well, there are 10 more months until Halloween and this book should probably be in every home with children.  Send the kids with humorous ammo when they go trick or treating next Halloween with Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol. 1. Read Below to find out more about the re-release.

From Press Release:

Book publisher Pill Hill Press has acquired “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol.1″, written by Monstermatt Patterson, illustrated by Kyle Kaczmarczyk with a forward by Joe Moe, for their non-fiction imprint, West Neb Books.
After a brief and successful run with a previous publisher, author Monstermatt Patterson and illustrator Kyle Kaczmarczyk left in hopes of finding a firm to move the book forward.

It wasn’t long,before the duo found a suitor in Pill Hill Press/West Neb Books.  According to Monstermatt,”They were still interested,even after reading the book! Now,that’s scary!”

The book is a self described collection of over 400 badjokes, rancid rhymes, putrid puns and sophomoric song parodies with illustrations focused on horror films, monsters, sci-fi, superheroes and some popculture,for good measure.

Monstermatt says “With West Neb Books taking over, we can get back to reaching our  growing audience, one bad joke at a time.”
“We’ve been reaching a fairly wide demographic,from age 10 to age 60.It’s great to see them read a little,and shake their heads,or chuckle.The drawings get a great response,in those ways as well.They really  drive the gags home!”, says Monstermatt.
Fan mail continues to come in, with the most frequently asked questions being:

“When will the book be available again?”

and…

“Will there be a “Monstermatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Volume 2?”
According to Pill Hill Press and West Neb Books editor Jessey Marie Roberts,the book will be the first for the new imprint. They have proposed an early 2011 release for Volume 1, and Volume 2 is currently being written, with no release date yet.
What can readers expect?

Bad jokes like:

Does the 666 on Damien Thorne’s scalp,mean he’s the Devil?

No,it’s his “credit score”!
What do you get when you cross The Gillman with a bean?

The Creature From The Black “Legume”!
What do you get,when you cross a Vampire and a podiatrist?

A “Nosfera-toe”!
What smartphone do Gravediggers like?

The “Black-buried”!
What coffee drink does The Phantom of the Opera like?

La lalalalalala,latte!
And many,many,more…

The book will be available at major online book retailers,soon. For more information,and updates go to http://www.monstermatt.com

To keep up with Kyle and Monstermatt,follow them on Twitter at:
www.Twitter.com/zombieinkcomics
www.Twitter.com/1monstermatt

Andy Triefenbach is the Editor-in-Chief and owner of DestroytheBrain.com. In addition to his role on the site, he also programs St. Louis' monthly horror & exploitation theatrical midnight program, Late Nite Grindhouse. Coming from a household of a sci-fi father and a horror/supernatural loving mother, Andy's path to loving genre film was clear. He misses VHS and his personal Saturday night 6 tape movie marathons from his youth.

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