‘PIRANHA 3DD’ Sets a Date for Entering the Water and Theaters

It seems that this year we are already experiencing summer time temperatures.  In DTB!’s hometown it peaked into the mid eighties yesterday.  Keep in mind, we are still in the beginning of March; this summer’s going to be a killer.  So as you prepare the chlorine for your pool and get ready for the long steamy days of May, June, and July, you can take solace in knowing that the horror sequel to Piranha 3D has finally set a date for release.  Piranha 3DD will be swimming into theaters and VOD simultaneously on June 1.  Though lets be honest, a film like this will best be enjoyed in the comfort of a dark theater with a group of rowdy teens.  Just to remind you of the craziness in store this June, enjoy the trailer for the umpteenth time.

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped? Shot in 3-D and feauturing Esquire Magazine’s “2011 Sexiest Woman Alive,” Katrina Bowden and the return of Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames alongside fresh bait Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff, the film that took an $80 Million bite out of the box office is back for more…only this time it has double the terror and double the D!

 

Somewhere between growing up on a steady diet of Saturday morning trips to the local comic-book shop, collecting an unhealthy amount of action figures, and frequent viewings of Ray Harryhausen and Hammer Horror films, came forth a nerdy boy that was torn between journalism and the arts. In high school, Michael found himself writing a movie column for the school newspaper. Yet, he went on to get a BFA in Studio Art at Webster University. When not writing about films, you can still find him discussing classic horror, collecting action figures, and reading Batman. Clearly, not much has changed.

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