First Official Trailer for ‘PIRANHA 3DD’ Delivers on Its Name

Winter seems to be long gone and the warm weather may have you longing for the long summer days lounging next to the pool with a fruity drink adorned by a mini umbrella.  As February comes to a close, we are that much closer to pulling out the swimsuits and having this becoming a reality.  Alas, don’t you hate that moment on the first day of pool season when you realize you spent the last few months on the internet instead of working out?  Oh well.  Who needs a killer body when you can view plenty of other ones being devored by a school of hungry, killer piranha.  Piranha 3DD looks to include everything we loved about the first 3D outing but just amplified to a degree that would cause most normal people to gasp in shock.  Thankfully, like myself, you aren’t normal and love the insane amounts of sex and violence seen in this new trailer.  Check out the trailer below.  No sunscreen necessary.

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped? Shot in 3-D and feauturing Esquire Magazine’s “2011 Sexiest Woman Alive,” Katrina Bowden and the return of Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames alongside fresh bait Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff, the film that took an $80 Million bite out of the box office is back for more…only this time it has double the terror and double the D!

 

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