10 Times We Were All Chop Top from TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2
All of us have our good days and bad days. Some days are so bad it makes you want to rev up the chainsaw and get that HOGBITCH! We’re celebrating perhaps the greatest character of the whole family, Chop Top Sawyer! Just in time for the special edition Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Blu-Ray release I’m here to remind you of 10 Times We All Felt Like Chop Top.
10. You live for music.
9. Your little brother ruined your favorite wig.
8. But he’s still your brother.
7. You’ve talked back to your parents.
6. You may be a little obsessed with records.
5. You don’t give a shit what other people think.
4. No matter how busy you get, you still make time for your family. After all, the saw is family.
3. Sometimes you cut yourself shaving.
2. You’ve always been a hands on sort of person.
1. And you’re always trying to scratch that itch.